Sometimes I lie awake in bed having frightful nightmares about the demons and monsters that creep and crawl through Wall Street. Even holy water can’t ward off these depraved madmen, I’m afraid. I ask you, how long must the American people pay for the spooktacular failures of the Bush administration? Until we find a way to wrest power away from the top 1 percent favored by the Bush-era tax cuts, I’m afraid we may be headed for a grave calamity that would make John Maynard Keynes himself spin in his coffin… (via This Sure Is A Spooky Time For The Economy | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source)

Sometimes I lie awake in bed having frightful nightmares about the demons and monsters that creep and crawl through Wall Street. Even holy water can’t ward off these depraved madmen, I’m afraid. I ask you, how long must the American people pay for the spooktacular failures of the Bush administration? Until we find a way to wrest power away from the top 1 percent favored by the Bush-era tax cuts, I’m afraid we may be headed for a grave calamity that would make John Maynard Keynes himself spin in his coffin… (via This Sure Is A Spooky Time For The Economy | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source)